| "COMPETITIVE
SALARY" |
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We
remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
|
| "JOIN
OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" |
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We
have no time to train you. |
| "SOME
OVERTIME REQUIRED" |
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Some
time each night and some time each weekend. |
| "DUTIES
WILL VARY" |
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Anyone
in the office can boss you around. |
| "CAREER-MINDED"
|
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Female
applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
|
| "APPLY
IN PERSON" |
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If
you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position
has been filled. |
| "SEEKING
CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" |
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You'll
need it to replace three people who just left. |
| "PROBLEM-SOLVING
SKILLS A MUST" |
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You're
walking into a company in perpetual chaos. |
| "REQUIRES
TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" |
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You'll
have the responsibilities of a manager, without
the pay or respect. |
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