Some Careers You Might Choose

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl walks into the room.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

A lawyer writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a ‘brief’.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant.