Professors of Mathematics prove the existence of at least one elephant and leave the capture of an actual elephant to one of their graduate students.

Economists don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid enough they will hunt themselves.

Consultants don't hunt elephants, but they can be hired by the day to advise those who do.

Lawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herds around arguing about who owns the droppings.

Software lawyers will claim that they own an entire herd based on the look and feel of one dropping.