Politically Incorrect Corner – Rules for Real Men

Astonishingly many men are reluctant to let their feminine side flower and behave by a number of unspoken but widely understood rules. Today we reveal for the first time the actual Rules for Real Men.

1. Despite having several degrees never admit to having done any work for them.
2. Never stop to ask the way when you are lost
3. Don’t visit the lavatory in the pub until you’re on the fourth pint
4. Be able to give an informed response to: ”What about Beckham on Saturday?”
5. Never use the wheels on a suitcase – always pick it up by the handle, even when very heavy
6. Never visit the GP with vague worries about your health, especially if it concerns your nether region
7. Always order the hottest curry on the menu
8. Slavishly put your CD collection in alphabetical order.
9. Freely admit to liking female icons like Kylie, Pammie or Jordan.
10. Still go drinking despite having an important professional engagement early the next day
11. Eat beetroot straight from the jar and corned beef straight from the can
12. Never ever hang up your suits, however expensive.